The Only Living Girl in New York

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The life and times of Penny Candy, glamour punk Martha Stewart & ambitious ecdysiast.
Also a mermaid.

I can tie cherry stems in knots with my tongue, imagine what I could do with your 401k.

Saucy Brooklyn layabout who dresses like a John Waters character & spends her time flirting with musicians, collecting vintage formal wear and wearing it at inappropriate times, reading books about serial killers, kissing girls covered in glitter, wearing large hair accessories, baking cookies and giving them to people, causing scenes in public & drinking whiskey in gardens.

I like Carl Perkins, Vladimir Nabokov, Morrissey, Star Wars & Quentin Tarantino.

twitter.com/_factorygirl:

    Finally got That Guy to come over for dinner. Made a great steak, delicious potato salad. And then, as we’re eating, the fake part of my back molar falls right out of my mouth.

    ROMANCE.

    — 5 hours ago
    #part of my back molar broke off last year  #i had it fixed and filled in  #but i guess it decided it would rather be broken 

    Female Trouble on 35mm introduced by John Waters.

    This is a joke, right? This can’t really be happening.

    — 11 hours ago with 1 note
    #my brain is melting out of my skull and puddling on the floor 

    got-the-wright-stuff:

    Not my gifs. Thanks to whoever made them.

    (via fyeahnickfrost)

    — 12 hours ago with 64 notes
    Best News Ever: The Film Society of Lincoln Center To Present Complete John Waters Retrospective This September →

    I’M GOING TO GET TO WATCH EAT YOUR MAKEUP ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!

    — 12 hours ago
    #this is all I've ever wanted 

    Home haircut went very well. I am quite pleased and also cute.

    — 13 hours ago
    Aftermath. #goodbyehair #homehaircuts

    Aftermath. #goodbyehair #homehaircuts

    — 13 hours ago
    #goodbyehair  #homehaircuts 
    I grew these.

    I grew these.

    — 14 hours ago
    trilladamclark:

YOU CAN FIND ME AT THE CLUB THO ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป

    trilladamclark:

    YOU CAN FIND ME AT THE CLUB THO ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป

    (via theheftyhideaway)

    — 14 hours ago with 1602 notes
    buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

    buckyoubucky:

    "A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

    (Source: lady-dixon, via powderdoom)

    — 15 hours ago with 53882 notes

    kissykissycas:

    When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because thatโ€™s probably the only way Iโ€™ll ever get there.

    (via jackharkhess)

    — 15 hours ago with 70923 notes
    theniftyfifties:

Young women at a 1950s house party.

    theniftyfifties:

    Young women at a 1950s house party.

    (Source: news.distractify.com, via redvelvetlola)

    — 18 hours ago with 1108 notes

    I had a dream last night that involved a boat, an old boss, potentially explosive devices, and sex with a friend of mine.

    It was strange.

    — 18 hours ago
    
Evening dress by Charles James, 1952 (via)

    Evening dress by Charles James, 1952 (via)

    (Source: vintagegal, via vintagegal)

    — 1 day ago with 1034 notes