Flamingos take refuge in a bathroom at Miami-Metro Zoo, Sept. 14, 1999 as tropical-storm force winds from Hurricane Floyd approached the Miami area.
I love it when self-proclaimed “Dominant” men on okcupid message me in that condescending way about my “hidden desires” like it’s supposed to get me going.
OH WAIT. I DON’T LOVE IT. I HATE IT.
Thank heavens yandy.com has super fast shipping because I ordered those open-back tights on those big booty babes in that photo from the other night and I really need them here before That Guy gets back from Austin on tuesday.
We found heaven last night
The club where Miss Carrissa works on saturday nights also does a big event on friday nights with a 90’s themed band (who happen to have the cutest bassist in the world), and last night we went and they were nice enough to put us in the band’s private vip.
The best part of all of it was our private bouncer who was extremely efficient about removing obnoxious dudes who even thought about coming too close to us. At one point some drunk guy decided to remove the rope and join us and before he could even step forward, our bouncer escorted him away.
Now I want a private bouncer to escort me everywhere because getting obnoxious white dudes thrown out for coming near me was the most fun I’ve had all year.