Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie.

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Glamour punk Martha Stewart & ambitious ecdysiast.
Also a mermaid.

I can tie cherry stems in knots with my tongue, imagine what I could do with your 401k.

Saucy Brooklyn layabout who dresses like a John Waters character & spends her time collecting vintage formal wear and wearing it at inappropriate times, reading books about serial killers, kissing girls covered in glitter, wearing large hair accessories, baking cookies and giving them to people, causing scenes in public & drinking whiskey in gardens.

I like Carl Perkins, Vladimir Nabokov, Morrissey, Star Wars & Quentin Tarantino.